The license plates on the vehicle that transported the
statue are also apparently registered to local law enforcement, making us think that maybe
Ronald McDonald is a little too much for them to handle. The cannibalism is just too real.
The story just gets weirder and weirder. Ronald McDonald is dead, we all know this. In a
moment of sheer insanity, Ronald McDonald's stalker ex-wife, Catherine Thomas, was
arrested for his murder.